Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in Hastur, Duke of Hell's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2005
9:45 pm	Banana sandwhices are the work of the devil, I say. Just between us, you know how it is. If it ever gets out that he likes to snack on them then my job may be on the line. Quite pleased how things are going. Sazzle's promised me her soul if I capitalise stuff and use proper grammar. Or as close as I can anyway. I wish all people were that easy to win over. All this proper writing though is getting to me. I could really do with a nice long lurk. (18 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005
2:37 pm	Hello? is this thing working? Well, it took me a few tries but i can use this keyboard wotsit now. Sazzle told me i should start this journal thing so i can talk to Ligur, she thinks we need to get some things out in the open, but if he thinks im doing this just for him then hes got another thing coming i can tell you, maybe i want to write too! Sazzle says she wants me to capitalise my is and use apso aposso apostrophes but i quite enjoy the face she pulls when i forget. ill have her in the next two months and no mistake. She's got this worrying obsession with Sirius Black though but at least its better than lusting after that angel-shagging bastard. We should have got Black down our way if you ask me. No wonder hea- those bastards sent him back. i'm bored i think ill go and lurk around that lower_tadfield place thing (Sazzles helping me with the codes because i told her id lurk in her fridge otherwise) ... OHFUCKINGHEAVENMAKEITSTOP (4 Comments |Comment on this)